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Rumours reach us of disruptive plans by several who are boycotting the ceremony.
We know every single intended stunt.
Remember - we were the ones who spared the front rows of The Brits being sprayed with blood (though we personally rather liked the idea) and who knew the sheep's carcass was going to be dumped at the after show party (which we boycotted ourselves).