If you manage to get here you’ll be burnt to death in a stupid high rise or killed by a mad Welsh loony or terrorist on a bridge.

The economy is clearly about to collapse, with stupid Brexit screwing everything.

We have a cold, robotic, useless Prime Minister.

The weather has always been ghastly and is getting worse.

The food is generally vile and the legal system is broken; shattered to pieces.

Makes Syria look quite a nice option.